Jeremiah Hankins
October 2, 1997
Star Fox Future
My name is Jeremiah. I am a Nintendo 64 fan. I have Star Fox, Mario, and Star Wars: Shadow of the Empire. I get codes off the Internet at least once a week. I get Nintendo Power magazine once a month.
Today is October 3. That’s the day I get my Nintendo Power. I went out went out and got my Nintendo Power. I read the table of contents:
The Future of Star Fox page 2
The Future of Nintendo page 8
The Future of Nintendo 64 page 10
The Future of Nintendo Power page 13
I turned to page 2. It said, “Beat Star Fox 64 the easy way. Get three gold medals, no more, no less, and have all your wing men survive.”
I decided to try it to see if it was a cool code or something. I did what it said. Everything seemed the same, except General Pepper asked me to join the future of Star Fox instead of the the Cornerean Army.
When Fox said, “Oh no, sir,” the men lifted their guns. General Pepper pushed a button and Fox fell through a trap door. All of a sudden I was sucked into the TV to the future!!
I found myself in a Virtual Reality Nintendo! I was wearing a body suit. I decided to play. I could choose what vehicle I was in. The bad guys, the scenery, and the buildings were all in the same place.
All of a sudden I got shot. I felt the body suit push where I got hit. Whenever I got hit, I felt it.
I only had to kill one guy. BOOM! Yes, I did it! Ut oh. Here’s the boss.
“You’ll die just like your father,” said the pounding voice of the boss. “Is this all that’s left of the Cornerean Army? They’re really getting desperate. Your puny machine can’t beat me.”
I saw the boss. He was only a head and hands. Aghh! The hands… I’d better blow them up. BANG! BANG! Yes, I got them! All that’s left is his monkey head. Whoa, I’m being sucked in his mouth!
Crunch! Crunch! Pfffff! I was spit out of his mouth.
His forehead is the only vulnerable spot. POW! POW! POW! POW! BOOM!
Yes I beat it! Spit! I flew out of the TV to the present. It never happened again. It never will, or will it?